datoneshortgirl:

positive-memes:

Hard worker Richie keeping those pests at bay

gruntildaswinton:

cowabungah:

undeadmanwalking:

naropinosa:

I thought this was a corset at first i was like ooh sick’ning

What’s in his ass

i believe that’s Buzz Lightyear

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs

dankmemeuniversity:

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

shitmystudentswrite:

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this

egberts:

how a cat looks at you when you turn on the light in a dark room they were sleeping in

supersugoiboi:

violetohara:

the-polyhedron:

conquerorwurm:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!

birbboba:

Would you buy from this bakery?? …Are they qualified?

automatic-caution-door: